I know a lot of guys that can go to sleep while cuddling. Say it's really easy, they say they like it. Whatever. I physically cannot do it. I can't be the big spoon. I'll be the small spoon, you wanna hold me? By all means go ahead, but don't expect me to recipricate. Maximum time I can spend holding is 10 minutes before I roll over and beckon my girlfriend to the big spoon so I can go to sleep. I think I speak for most guys when I say this cuddle club is going to be completely empty.
Are these broads serious? And how about the line "hypothetically if someone were to get aroused I would tell them that's not what we're here for." Yeah, hypothetically, HAAA!
This quote would be more accurate, "Realistically, since I am relatively attractive and these are straight men who haven't had sex yet I expect them to pop a boner and try and hump my leg like every other straight dude in the history of the earth whose girlfriend tells them they just want to cuddle." Wake up Soineya, who the hell do you think you are, you can't rewrite the playbook like that. It is literally impossible to try and cuddle before having sex and trying to keep it nonsexual. Impossible. Not possible. If you say it is possible you're a girl or a gay guy...fact. And gay guys know the deal because they are guys, they're not cuddling first, fuck that...hardwired to know that shit isn't possible.
I for one am not going to the cuddle club. Wanna know when I'll go to the cuddle club? Want a business plan? I'll help you out. It's all about location. Joint Partnership with a brothel. Split the proceeds down the middle. Wanna open a cuddle club and make cash? You open it next to a whorehouse, done and done.
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