How Much Pussy Do Golfers Really Get?

I'm watching some Ryder Cup this weekend and I couldn't help but think to myself, how much pussy do golfers really get? I mean let's look at the facts here. These guys are better at golf than just about 99.9% of the planet. And they also have more money than 90% of the planet. Add all that up, and I'm just thinking of guys in polo shirts crushing poon like it ain't no thang.

Like Rory McIlroy is just a box slaying animal, he has to be. He's young, loaded, awesome at golf and talks mad shit to Tiger Woods all day every day. What does he have to show for it? He bangs out Caroline Wozniaki a pro tennis player on the reg.

Then Phil Mickelson, have you see his wife? Dudes got man tits and his wife looks like a fucking super model. It's probably all about the money, but I would literally suck farts out of her ass completely out of my free will.

And then finally there's Tiger. He is known for just straight up demoloshing vagina and now that he's single it's just unreal. You can't just sit there and say golfers don't get pussy. Golfers are probably in the top three in the pussy getting category among professional athletes. It's a great thing, and now I'm gonna go work on my golf game. Later bitches.