What He's Thinking vs What She's Thinking

Let's paint a picture. You meet someone at a bar. You go back to their place. You're making out like maniacs and then you get in bed and start ripping each others clothes off. She asks if he has a condom, and he says no. However, she lets him do it anyway. What are each of them thinking?

We'll start with her. What is she thinking? When this situation occurs the women seem to be the ones who have one thing and one thing only on their mind. That is that they hope he's careful because they don't wanna be making a pregnancy test light up like a christmas tree sometime soon. And then she's thinking that she hopes he doesn't think she's a slut for letting him go in there raw. But mainly, she's worried about getting knocked up so she's hoping his pull out timing is exceptional.

As for the guy, well he's on a completely different wavelength. Subconsciously he knows that he's gonna know the exact moment to pull out. Why? Because he's seen it in porn so many times that it's just a natural reaction at this point. What he's mainly thinking about is that he's gonna have to go get tested for an STD tomorrow because he has no idea where this chick has been. In his head he's thinking, "I'm probably getting some form of disease from this, I just hope it's curable."

If you disagree with this you're completely wrong. Girls, you know you're all thinking about the pregnancy thing and guys you all know that you're thinking about contracting herpes. It's an easy assessment. It's probably because girls don't wanna be known as the chick who got knocked up and had a kid or the chick who got knocked up and had an abortion. And obviously the guy doesn't wanna be known as the guy who now has herpes. Just another fundamental example of how men and women are on totally different thought processes.