Guys, We As A Gender Are Doing Something Wrong...

Gentlemen, over the last year or so and all the scientific research I have done (and by scientific research I mean listening to women talk) I have come to the conclusion that we are doing something wrong as a gender. You know how we love getting blowjobs? It turns out that women don't exactly love guys going down on them, and that is totally our fault.

I have heard numerous women say on numerous occasions that they aren't into guys going down on them. All of them say the same exact thing. "I just don't like it, they have no idea what they're doing and it does nothing for me." Fella's, this is 100% all our faults.

I know it's not like eating a fucking five star meal here guys, but you can't go down there and be totally clueless to what you're doing. A girl should be begging you to get down there and go to chow town, not telling you no because all her other experiences have been terrible. Do you know how bad that makes all of us look as a whole? We look like a fucking joke. We look like the Eagles beating the Browns by one point yesterday.

First thing you need to do guys, is not think you know what you're doing. You don't and you need to be coached. Watch some porn and watch how they do it. They do it the right way, they make chicks scream for more. Bald head or not, they know what they're doing. Then take mental reps in your head and by the time you're ready to go munch on some rug, it'll be like you've already done it hundreds of times. But this needs to stop. We need to get our swag back as a gender. Going down on women should be a great experience for them, and it's about that time that we bring it back.