"This weekend I'm at my shore house just having a good time getting fucked up and playing beer pong. The ex girlfriend of one of my best friends shows up at the house because she just happens to be friends with some of the kids who are in my house who probably have run the train on her skank ass at some point this summer. Now, she is sitting on the couch behind the beer pong table doing what cunts do and sitting there talking shit about everyone with a miserable look on her face. Her seat just so happens to be directly behind the side of the table that I'm playing on. Obviously the ball is going to bounce over there numerous times because that's what happens during beer pong. Every time the ball bounced over to her she would take out her phone and pretend that it wasn't there. The whole time I'm just thinking what a cunt this girl is. Finally, a ball actually bounces up on the couch, hits her in the ass and she's basically smothering it with that fat from her ass that used to be nice but isn't anymore because she clearly let herself go. I say, "Can I please have the ball?" She turns with a bitchy cunt look on her face and says, "Oh, here." As she's handing it to me I thought in my head that it's women like this who deserve to be hit. Even when they're not your ex girlfriend, they're still cunts. Lesson learned."
No comment on this one this week. Why? Because I fucking wrote it.
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