Seriously, let's think about this for a second. If Alex Morgan of our US Women's soccer team actually sucked at soccer would anyone care? Absolutely fucking not. If she sat the bench and never saw the field I wouldn't even give two fucks as long as the camera just continued to show her the entire time. Look at her, look at that butt first of all. That's body paint right there, that's the real thing. That ass is so round it's like a rip piece of fruit that I just wanna take a bite out of. You have no idea what I would do to be that body paint that's in her asshole right now. But back to my original point, when hot women suck at their respective sport, no one really cares because they're hot. The only reason people care about Lolo Jones sucking is because she's a virgin and desperately needs to get boned. But nobody cared that Anna Kournikova sucked at tennis. Why? Because she was fucking smoking. And it's the same with Alex Morgan. Now I am in no way, shape or form saying that the beautiful Morgan sucks at soccer, we know she doesn't. But what I am saying is that no one would care if she did suck at it. Being hot lets women get away with a lot of things. Mainly speeding tickets, paying for drinks and sucking at sports. If she's hot, we'll always find a way to love her. And we will love Alex Morgan forever even if she never scored another goal again.
Sidenote: On a lighter note, go USA. You better beat Japan today. Let's not forget about the world cup final last year...and Pearl Harbor.
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