Monday, August 20, 2012

This Is Probably The Greatest Name Ever For Any Person Who's Ever Been Arrested

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/16/jackmeoff-mudd-arrested-florida_n_1792366.html?ir=Weird+News&ref=topbar

This dude got arrested for like ten different things, some obviously involving alcohol the other day but that has nothing to do with what this is about. This fucking guys actual name is Jackmeoff Mudd, and he is 54 years old. How do you acquire a name like this? There is no chance on this earth no matter how dumb his parents are that they actually named him this. I mean unless they like blindly picked up scrabble pieces and through a name together, and in that case I still don't think you could come up with naming your son Jackmeoff. Absolutely the most absurd thing I've ever heard and his face looks like he loves every second of it. How do you even get laid with a name like this. Women probably smack the shit out of this poor bastard every time he tries to talk to them. Or they just move away before a word can come out. No matter what the case here may be, this is priceless.

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