This Guy Is Such A Douche

Dude if I was being told by my jerkoff partner to put my hand inside an alligators mouth I would actually tell him to go fuck himself and then tell him to try it. And then I love how he had absolutely zero remorse for the poor guy. "Folks, these things happen. Dan's gonna go get some medical attention and we'll have another show tomorrow." How about, "Holy shit Dan just got bit by a fucking alligator, I gotta go." Or something along those lines. Dan is going to come attempt to kill you in your sleep for this one bro, I know I would.