Rules For College Series: Rule Number One, You're Not Sleeping In My Twin Sized Bed Unless You're Banging Me

Presenting to you the Rules For College Series, helping you get through college outside the classroom. This will go on for the next five weeks as we take you through the five rules you will most assuredly need to get through the dorm life and the party scene. So here we have rule number one, which applies to both.

Rule number one boys and girls is very simple. No doubt about it that in college both the guy and the girl want the sex. when you go home with someone from the bar, you're going home for one reason and one reason only and that is to have some drunk sex that you'll probably regret in the morning.

Now, if for some reason the girl decides to pull the old, "I'm not a slut, I can't do this" line on you then guess what? She gets kicked the fuck out of there. Why? Because it's a twin size bed and the thought of the two of you sleeping in it without fucking is ludacris. Mainly because all you're gonna be thinking about is fucking her while she has no choice but to curl up and cuddle with you because there's nowhere to go. You make it simple. She can sleep in the bed if she wants to fuck. If not she can still sleep over, but she's on the floor.

If she's on her period and wants to sleep in the bed then she is obligated to give at least a blowjob. We can crank our dick ourselves girls, you doing it doesn't do anything. You know why? Because you don't know how to do it and nobody knows us better than ourselves. Basically, we get more out of our handjob then we get out of yours.

So what did we learn today in lesson number one? We learned that if you're not having sex, you're not sharing the twin bed. It's too small, too hot and chances are that one of you is gonna be so drunk that you piss all over the place. If you're not fucking, you're not sleeping. You can take that one to the bank.