Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Reader Email: This Kid Might Be The Biggest Degenerate On The Face Of The Earth

Email from Dave (Greenwich): 
"Dude I just have to ask you what's up with Betz of the Day? Football just started and you still only have MLB games up there every day. How about some football picks? I'm just sick of the baseball stuff every day. Let's get some NFL going!" 

After reading this email I'm starting to think that Betz of the Day might have been a terrible idea. Dude I normally commend my readers for their emails but you're a fucking idiot. Can I ask how much of a degenerate you have to be to bet on Week 1 Pre Season football? I mean just betting on Pre Season football in general. Are you actually looking at spreads and shit and betting on which back ups are gonna win you money? I'm gonna be serious with you on this, you need to go consult a fucking therapist or something because you have a problem. You're probably the guy who bets on the winner of the coin toss in the Super Bowl to. Some advice, cancel that online gambling account that I know you have. You'll thank me when you can afford to move out of your parents house because I made you realize how ridiculous you sound right now. And get a job while you're at it to, because there's a 98% chance that you don't have one of those.

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