If You Swim With Sharks, Do You Deserve To Get Bit?

I've been intensely watching Shark Week and everyone has all this sympathy for these assholes who get bit by sharks. I hate to sound like the bad guy here but let's be serious. Would you expect to go into a lion cage at the zoo and walk out of there scott free? So why is it that we don't ever think that if you're gonna swim with the sharks, you deserve to get bit? You do. You're in the habitat that's owned by basically the most dangerous and powerful creature on the planet, yet you're gonna swim in their like you own the fucking joint? Get the fuck out of here, I would take your fucking leg off to if I was that fucking shark. You wanna hand feed a shark a fucking tuna head and not expect him to rip your arm off too? Oh, and even better the guy doing the fucking test to show people that sharks don't try to eat people goes and stands in water and gets his calf ripped off, fucking jackass. So if you swim with the sharks, you deserve to get bit. My sympathy isn't going too far on this one. But the greatest week of the year is already exciting and it's only getting better. Think twice before you stray too far from the shore this week kiddies.