Friday, August 10, 2012

Dude Pulls Power Move Shitting Himself In An Attempt To Get Out Of A DUI

http://www.wdsu.com/news/local-news/new-orleans/Man-soils-self-to-get-out-of-DWI-police-say/-/9853400/16039002/-/14ui4qmz/-/index.html?absolute=true

You get pulled over, fail your field sobriety test and then what happens? Well since you're supposed to get arrested you decide on your last option before you end up in the back of a police car. You man up and just start pushing. And you push until you finally shit yourself. Just genius at its finest here. He actually thought he wouldn't get taken in if he just shit himself. You've just defined the term rock bottom for all of us. All this definition needs is your dumb fucking picture right next to it.

Rock Bottom (rok_bot-tum)- Sitting in the back of a police car while drunk and covered in your own shit.
ex: This asshole hit rock bottom after trying to drive home after a long night of drinking.

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