Tuesday, August 14, 2012

C U Next Tuesday's: Stories Of Your Cunt Ex Girlfriends

 
Story from Henry (North Carolina): 
"I had this girlfriend for about a year and a half. Shit started getting rocky towards the end and then we just decided enough was enough and we broke it off. Exactly four days later I go on facebook and I see that my new ex girlfriend is now in a relationship on facebook with a guy from work who I had asked her about months back because I wasn't too thrilled with how he acted around her. Way too touchy feely and way too much of the I wanna fuck your girlfriend look in his eye. Four days later and she's with this kid now? Wow, if that doesn't spell out "I was fucking him for months without you knowing" I don't know what does. But what I have learned from you and reading this site, cunts will be cunts. And now I'm a savage just like I should be." 

My son, I am ever so proud of you. It sucks when shit like that happens but you know what? Once it happens there's no looking back. Hoes are gonna be hoes bro, that's the only way to look at it. I'm proud of you though buddy just taking my advice to heart. Now go out there and bang anything moving, pulses are optional. Just make sure you wrap it up and if you catch something make sure it's curable. Nice job. 

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