Don't ask me why I'm talking about this since I know absolutely nothing about fashion, however do you know what I do know about? I know about things like ratings and how to keep them up. Which is why I was baffled when I found out that the top tier fashion people like Victoria's Secret say that they would never consider Kate Upton to model for them. They don't like the fact that she likes to get naked, like in her newest magazine spread. This is absolutely fucking moronic to me. Why? Because if you put Kate Upton in anything, everyone is going to want to see it. Men, women, transvestites and any other creature on the planet wants to see her. Ever since the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover this chick has fucking exploded. If you put her on something like a Victoria Secret magazine or even the fashion show, the ratings and sales I would guarantee jump at least double what you would have made without her. A 19 year old blonde with huge tits can sell anything. ANYTHING! If she fucking endorsed this blog I wouldn't have to do shit anymore. I would have 1,000 advertisers hitting me up tomorrow asking me what it would cost for them to advertise on here. You know it and I know it. So all these high end fashion people are basically fucking idiots. You want ratings? You want your shit to sell? Put her on it. She's one of the few models that you actually hear about and I would lick her vagina for days without coming up for air. Because I'll tell you right now that if you don't jump on it while she still wants to remain classy, Playboy will be throwing multi millions at her in less than a second. Then you'll see how much money they're making off of her and you'll kick yourself in the balls. Don't kick yourself in the balls, get your product all over her fucking awesome body and watch the money start flowing. And if you wanna throw out a recommendation to her about the sexy animal who wrote this post, I wouldn't hate it.
Sidenote: If she ever does do porn that day should be made an American holiday on the spot.
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