Most homophobes and guys who think they are manly men have this thing where they're like scared shitless of gay guys. They are somehow convinced that every gay guy wants to hit on them. No chance bro. Straight guys are actually disgusting to gay guys. To gay guys we are basically the equivalent to what Rosie O'Donnell is to a straight guy. But what most dudes fail to realize is that straight guys need a gay best friend way more than women.
Every chick talks about having a gay best friend. "I just want a guy to come shopping with me and talk to about life." Well good for you I guess but that still doesn't sound to me like you need one. For a straight guy though the benefits of a gay best friend go way beyond shopping and talking. Why? Well, I'm gonna explain just give a fucking second.
Anyway, what do guys look to do every single time they go out drinking? They look to get laid. Do we always get laid? Nope, you have your hot streaks and your cold streaks but the cold streaks run a lot longer than the hot streaks do. Basically what I'm trying to say here is that women love gay guys. If you're a straight guy with a gay best friend and he puts in a word for you to some chick you wanna bang telling her how nice and how great of a guy you are she's gonna be spreading her legs faster than a porn star filming a quickie. Honestly after your gay friend puts in a word with that chick, the only thing you could possibly do is fuck it up.
Ask any girl out there. If a gay dude came up to her and told her all about his friend who she should get with not only would she be entertaining the thought but she would be entertaining your penis between her legs a couple of hours later. All you homophobes and manly men need to go get yourselves a gay best friend. I am guaranteeing your PGA (Pussy Getting Average) will go up by at least 40%. And 40% more pussy is phenomenal in any language. Just think of it as cash back from your credit card.
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