There is actually no way to come off not sounding gay here but I don't even care. I was watching the movie Crazy, Stupid Love the other nigh and I was just enamored by the fact that Ryan Gosling is a gorgeous, gorgeous man. Like I would probably have sex with him.
I'm sitting there watching this dude just go to fucking down on bitches the entire movie and just look like an absolute hall of famer in the picking up women department. Then to top it all off he has the body of a Spartan warrior, he can do push ups from a hand stand and he just slays hoes with his dirty dancing move. I mean who wouldn't wanna have sex with him after that?
To add to it he's funny and he tries to help out a guy who's world was flipped upside down. The dude has it all. So yes, as extremely gay as I realize it sounds, I would have sex with Ryan Gosling. If there was a guy that I had to go gay for, it would be him. The looks, the charm and the twelve pack of abs just add up to one beautiful, beautiful man. And I'm not even ashamed to say it.
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