I'm sitting on the train the other day and I'm overhearing a conversation between two mothers. One mom is talking about how she walked in on her son and a girl in their house. She then went on to say, "I couldn't believe that little slut would do that in someone else's house, she made my son do it." Clearly we have a case of a mother in denial.
You hear shit like this all the time. "It's not my sons fault that girl forced him to do it." Now you're just sounding stupid, I'm a guy and I know that. All I wanted to do was turn around and say sweetheart, open your eyes. Your son is the one with the penis. I'm pretty sure he told her that his parents weren't home so she should come over and get fucked. It wasn't the other way around. Your son is not the angel that you think he is. Why? Because he has a fucking penis.
Mothers just don't wanna believe it when they see their baby boy going to town on some chick they've never met before so their first impulse is to say that it's all the girls fault because she has a vagina. Exactly, she has the vagina, not the penis. She didn't invited herself over because she knew you weren't gonna be home. She just listened to your son ask her to come over and watch a movie, she was surprised when you and your husband weren't home and twenty minutes later they were doing the no pants dance not expecting your old ass to walk in on them.
It's not rocket science. Ladies, if you ever have kids which for some of you I really hope never happens; please just don't be this mother. It's like Bobby Boucher's mom in the Waterboy. Just treating all other chicks like they're the devil and never letting her son leave home. You have to understand that just like your husband, your son also has a penis.
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