Tuesday, July 10, 2012

John Kruk Is Such A Fat Fuck

 
Not only do I hate John Kruk and think he's the biggest asshole on the planet, but last night just confirmed the fat fuck that he is when he was spotted pounding ribs during the home run derby. I mean the derby was an all around snoozer so the highlight of the night for me was watching this fat bastard chow dow and try to keep it a secret. You couldn't at least wait for a commercial you shithead? Like relax big guy, you'll get your fix. Instead you just had to have the camera catch you face fucking some ribs while on the job talking to George Brett. If I was George Brett I probably would have punched you in the face. What because he wasn't on the Phillies you won't give him the time of day? I think you should get on Nutrisystem and lay off the ribs bro. There's nothing worse than a fat asshole, and that is exactly what you are. A biased towards the Phillies fat asshole. 

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