Monday, July 9, 2012

Is The Three Month Rule Even A Real Thing?

 
Guys, tell me if this sounds familiar. "I have a three month rule with guys. I wait at least three months to have sex with them." How many times have you heard this from a chick? If I had a quarter for every time I heard that one I wouldn't need a fucking real job. But the real question here is, does the three month rule even really exist?

Basically every girl who says they have a three month rule has their legs pinned behind their ears in no later than three weeks. It's stupid to even put a time frame on sex to begin with. Unless you're banging him in the bathroom of the restaurant on the first date, he's not gonna call you a slut for spreading your legs sooner rather than later. This isn't high school where if a girl boned a random guy she's automatically a whore. It's real life and people have sex. It happens. 

And besides, you're probably better off having sex sooner rather than later anyway. A lot of girls think if they give it up right away the guy will stop trying. Here's the deal with that one ladies. If the sex is good, he's not gonna stop trying. If the sex sucks, he's gonna stop trying whether you wait three months or whether you wait three hours. We don't stop trying because the chase is over, we stop trying because you're a dead fish who just sits there taking it like a plastic fuck doll. 

Am I saying give it up right away? Not really, I'm just saying that you don't have to wait three months to bang a guy. The bottom line is how are you in bed? If you're good, he'll always wanna come back. If you suck, well he's most likely gonna stop speaking to you. Basically, if you can ride like a champ and suck a golf ball through a garden hose, you have nothing to worry about. He'll be sticking around. 

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