Happy 4th Of July Everyone

 

It's Americas birthday today and since we're all off from work I am only writing this one post for the day. Maybe the Late Night Special, but we'll see how I feel. Anyway, I have decided to give you things to be thankful for, for being an American. So here we go:

Things To Be Thankful For, For Being An American

Fast Food

Reality TV

Liquid Cheese

Tanning Oil

Dollar Beer Night

Blumpkin's

Budweiser

Family Guy

Ted

The Rusty Trombone

Beer Pong

Red Solo Cups

Country Music

Backyard Parties

Girls in Bikini's

Youtube

This shitty blog

My Bryce Harper T-shirts

Deep Fried Anything

Flip Cup

Ferris Wheels

Flat Screen TV's

Projector Screen TV's

Playstation and Xbox

The Green Monster

The Old Yankee Stadium

Baby Wipes

The Empire State Building

Salad Tossing Spray

Flavored Condoms 

And last but not least...

Kate Upton's Tits

Happy 4th Of July Everyone. See you tomorrow.