http://www.katu.com/news/Police-Roseburg-man-bites-cop-after-ER-wont-give-him-cocaine-161927765.html
If I was going out drinking I'm pretty sure the emergency room wouldn't be the first place on my list of places to go. This dude got hammered and went to the emergency room for what? No big deal, just to ask for come cocaine. When he didn't get his cocaine he walked up to a woman and punched her in the face. Alright Chris Brown, it's just cocaine, fucking relax. And then when cops come to arrest him he bites a fucking cop in the leg on the way out. This also isn't his first run in with the law. He was got fucking tased outside a deli in May for standing outside and harassing children while he was drunk and he also stole a taxi and just drove it into another car somewhere. Sounds like a real winner to me. Dude if I was you I would just plea insanity. There is not a judge in this country who could disagree with that. There is also not a person in the country who could disagree that you're a fucking idiot. Harassing little kids, punching women in the face, and biting cops is now way to go through life son. You better pray for liquid soap when you're in the joint. That's your only hope of not becoming Bubbas girlfriend every shower session.
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