Tuesday, July 17, 2012

C U Next Tuesday's: Stories Of Your Cunt Ex Girlfriends

 
Story from Carl (New Hampshire):
"I did the nice thing one day knowing that I was gonna be busy all day and my girlfriend at the time wanted to see me so I took time out of my day and went and ate lunch at her house. I didn't have to do that for the hour I was there, but I did. I asked her while we were there if she just wanted to hang out later after I got home. I was gonna be home around 10:30 or 11 at night and I asked if she wanted to hang out and maybe watch a movie or something. She said sure. Now, as I'm coming home from where I was she texts me asking me if I wanted to come to this bar in our town because all her friends were going. I said no. She gave me an attitude because I didn't wanna come hang out with her slob friends. I told her that I thought we were just gonna hang out but I guess she made better plans. Her only response was, "But I asked you to come." Obviously it had a bitchy undertone to it as well. Yeah sorry I'm a man and I have shit to do all day while you sit at home and tan in your backyard. Maybe that's why I would rather watch a movie with you than go out and watch your friends make out with random guys while everyone gets drunk off three drinks. But then again, that was my fault. We broke up a month later. And I've been single ever since." 


You know what bro? Good for you, you don't need that shit. If you can't fuck that bitch, fuck that bitch. It's as simple as that.

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