Tuesday, July 3, 2012

C U Next Tuesday's: Stories Of Your Cunt Ex Girlfriends

Story from P.J. (New Brunswick)
"To this day I have no idea why I did this for this broad, but like an asshole I did. I took my ex for a night out to a comedy club. Nicely planned, spent some good money, and all around just went out of my way to make this a happy fucking night for this bitch. And then we get there and all hell breaks loose. First of all, she has a problem with the menu that there's really nothing healthy on it. Bitch, it's finger food at a fucking comedy club, it's not a five start restaurant. Then she starts complaining how her drink isn't that strong. Once again pointless because she's drunk in a matter of three drinks anyway. And then the case cracker, the main comedian was too dirty for her. He cursed too much and made mean jokes about women. Meaning, that this shitty night was all my fault. Instead of having any sense of humor she just remained miserable the entire time there, the entire ride home and we were basically on our last straw. Add that to the fact that a dude was texting her while we were on our way home and I was just about to lose it. As you can see from where this is going, we broke up two days later. Just another cunty thing from another cunty woman." 


Do stuck up unappreciative bitches really surprise you anymore? If they do, that's on you because they shouldn't. You gotta know what girl you can take to a comedy club and what girl you can't. If she has no sense of humor and takes shit personal then she's the one who has to look in the mirror. It also means she was probably cheating on you.

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