You just got released from prison, what are you gonna do next? A) Go eat some awesome food, B) Call up your loyal girlfriend, C) Go steal two bikes in plain view of a security camera? The correct answer here is C. Yes, these two eighteen year old morons just got released from jail and literally the first thing they did was go steal two bikes. They got caught on camera and literally went right back to prison. I'm almost speechless because it's pretty much one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. If I'm getting out of prison I'm calling up an escort service and then eating some real food before I do anything. The thought of committing another crime really wouldn't be in my head. But what do I know I have somewhat of a brain. Here are you t-shirts fella's. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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