Before I begin I'll just say that this isn't for the women who actually know what work is. However, most of you don't actually know what work is so therefore you have no right to tell me I'm wrong. Now let's move on to the women who love nothing more than to give themselves a nice old pat on the back for how hard they work.
Pay attention when you're out or taking public transportation, the whining woman who's talking about how hard she works. "I work really hard, I deserve this." What do you deserve hun? You work three days a week at a hair salon washing women's hair before they actually get their hair done, that's not work. Not at 23 and 24 years old. You have four days to do whatever you want which you spend most of blowing guys with tattoos at the Jersey shore. And your total number of hours in those three days is like 15 hours. That's work?!
"I deserve this for everything that I put up with." What do you put up with? Your dad is a millionaire, your mom is a stay at home mom and you're 24 years old, still live at home, don't have a job and go out every weekend on your daddy's credit card that he pays. What do you put up with? Your fucking maid not making your bed once every three weeks? Or your butler forgetting to open your front door for you upon walking in. Please explain to me what you put up with.
Ladies, ladies, ladies; you all really love nothing more than a good pat on the back to get your day going. If you can't get the pat from someone else, you'll just give it to yourself for all your hard work of tanning and washing hair 15 hours a week. But don't worry, for everything you put up with no one deserves it more than you.
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