Well, according to Snooki's rep the Snooki nudie pics are obviously Snooki. Moving on I have to say that I wasn't all that impressed with the naked pictures provided by Snooki. Like my penis didn't even budge one time when I was perusing through the pictures. Like the tip of my dick didn't even tingle the slightest bit and it had no intention of moving. I guess because in my head I just know what she is and how trashy she is and that no matter what she does even if she was standing right in front of me my dick wouldn't get hard for her. It was like I wanted to see the pics just to see them, but my dick wasn't happy to see them. Maybe it's the meatball persona she has or maybe I just have erectile dysfunction. Whatever the case may be, I was not at all impressed with her performance. She's no Scarlett Johansson and she's no Blake Lively. She's not even Vanessa Hudgens. When you're sober and your dick doesn't move at the sight of a naked chick, it's on the chick. And Snooki, I was not impressed.
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