C U Next Tuesday's: Stories Of Your Cunt Ex Girlfriends

 

Story from Barry (Suffolk County):

"With Stony Brook making their run to the college world series I figured I had to share this one for all the college baseball fans out there. It was my junior year and my college baseball team had an away series the last regular season series of the season. We were gonna be away Thursday and Friday but we were coming home on Saturday. She had slept over on Wednesday night and the plan was for her to come back on Saturday and we were going to go together to her house on Sunday. Now, we had just got out asses handed to us in this series, lost three out of four and to top it off had to take a nice long three and a half hour bus ride back to Connecticut. Now keep in mind our original plan was that she was coming to stay over with me on Saturday night. We get halfway home and she calls me asking me if I could drive to her tonight instead. I tried to be nice and make her understand that I was extremely tired, I just took a massively long bus ride, and I really didn't want to sit in traffic for another two to three hours to go to her house in long island. I said it nicely, she responded like I just told her to go fuck her mother just screaming at me telling me I'm a piece of shit, I never go to her and she always has to come to me. Keep in mind we went to the same school for the last four months, we didn't actually have to go anywhere, she drove to me once school ended exactly one time. She flipped out and didn't even want to talk to me. Then when I drive up there the next day to make everything okay she tells me she wants to drive back to Connecticut because it was pointless if we couldn't sleep in the same bed. I was ready to actually suffocate her to death with a pillow. It's probably self explanatory, but we broke up two weeks later."  


That is the C U Next Tuesday move of all C U Next Tuesday moves. Typical fucking female thing to do. Why do husbands die before wives? Because they want to. And it's exactly for shit like this. My god I would have lose my fucking mind.