So a guy breaks into a house ready to fuck shit up. The man who lives in the house sees the burglar in the garage and they start going at it. Next thing you know, the 72 year old mother comes into the garage and mercilessly beats the shit out of the burglar. Now if you haven't figured it out, the assholes of the day are both men. Number one, the guy who lives in the house. You're forty years old bro, you should be able to fight and defend yourself without your mother having to come bail you out. Number two, the burglar. Dude how much of a pussy are you? Trying to rob houses and probably kill people and you get your ass handed to you by a 72 year old woman. That's gonna go over well in jail. If you can't fight off an old lady how the fuck are you gonna fight off those dudes chomping at the bit to bang you in the ass in the jailhouse showers. Yeah, you're fucked literally and figuratively. Here are your t-shirts fellas, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your souls.
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