Ladies, let me ask you a question. If you're gonna do a shot with a guy, what does he almost always buy you? The answer here is most likely tequila. Tequila is every female's weakness and every guys best friend when it comes to trying to get laid at a bar, and I'm going to explain to you why.
Well, let's start off with the fact that every girl always says at some point or another that tequila makes them horny. I've actually never heard a woman not say that. Therefore, us men use that as a mechanism to get in your pants. We ask you in some way, shape or form if you would like a shot; you dumbly respond with yes, and then all bets are off. Our chances of getting laid just increased by forty percent.
Now guys exploit this in a number of ways. They'll either be nice while talking at the bar and then ask nicely in a mellow tone like, "Would you like a shot?" or, "Let me buy you a shot." Those are in the nice mellow tone if they're talking to a girl they're just meeting. If they know a girl and they just happen to want to get with her that night it'll usually asking them to take a shot in the form of a challenge so that the girl doesn't catch on. Something like, "You won't take a shot bitch," or "I bet you won't be able to stand after one more shot puss." Those are usually the indirect way of saying that he wants to fuck you, but just for tonight.
So it's not secret as to why he buys you tequila. He's not just being nice to buy you a drink, there's always a motive behind every drink bought. The motive is to get laid. He buys you tequila for the sole purpose that it betters his chances of getting in your pants. And no, it's not because he actually likes tequila.
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