Who The Fuck Is Braden Holtby?

 

After six games with the Washington Capitals I just need to know, who the fuck is Braden Holtby? Some 22 year old schmuck goalie for the Capitals who's taking a huge dump on the Rangers chance at the conference finals. And it's pissing me off because this guy is not that good. You know what he has that's good? His glove. Do you know the only place the Rangers seem to shoot the puck other than directly in this guys chest? His glove. You're in the NHL, how many times do you have to get stopped on the same side before you decide, "Hey, maybe we should go stick side." Just a thought here, but what the fuck do I know, I'm just some asshole who yells at his TV. Even the lone goal that they scored last night, I realize it was a deflection but it was stick side. Everything to his glove gets eaten up. I don't even think the Rangers try the stick side it's a complete non factor to them. Game 7 is Saturday and I'm not gonna lie, I don't feel very good about it. Ovechkin can score at any time from anywhere on the ice and the Rangers don't score more than twice in any game it seems like. Lunqvist can only do so much, you have to score to win and we don't score. If the number one team in the east can't beat a 22 year old rookie who no one's ever heard of then they don't deserve to win. Those are the facts.