Monday, May 7, 2012

I Don't Care What Anyone Says, I Love Bryce Harper

 
I actually don't give a shit what anyone says about Bryce Harper, if you watch this kid play baseball and you don't love everything about him than you're just a straight up hater who's just mad because you were never good enough to wash his jock strap. The kid does nothing but show up and go balls to the mothers wall every inning. What other 19 year old kid is getting thrown at intentionally eight games into his career? And he doesn't even talk shit after he gets hit, what does he do? The mother fucker steals home and shoves it up Cole Hamels ass. Then later in the game he hits a jam job into left and takes second when he catches the left fielder napping. How do you not love to watch that? Guys don't even run out ground balls to short and he's turning bloops to left field into doubles. Alright so the giant elephant in the room is that haircut but he's gonna be slaying so much tang anyway that his hair isn't gonna matter. Watching this kid play is an absolute treat if you know anything about baseball. The people who hate him are just people who love to hate. This kid's the real deal and he's gonna be good. Just give him more than eight games to show you. 

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