Monday, May 7, 2012

He Was Staring At My Girl Bro...

 
"I'm gonna fight that guy bro, he was staring at my girl," the most frequently used sentence whenever you are at a bar and you see a pack of meatheads with some hot ass girls. But why is the first reaction that you're gonna fight that guy for staring at your girl? How much testosterone is running through your body that you're trying to fight someone for that? 

News flash bro, EVERYONE is staring at your girl. Especially if she's hot. If your girl is hot there is going to be every dude in the place staring at her ass, or her tits, or just her in general. There will also be a bunch of dudes in there asking what the fuck is wrong with her that she's with such a meathead like you. You probably stare at chicks all the time, do guys try and fight you? Don't answer that because it's probably yes if they're anything like you. 

You're the same as the guy who gets pissed at the other guy when his girl cheats on him. Like dude, check your girl. You don't want guys staring at your girl? Maybe tell her to stop dressing like a hooker out on the street? I'm sure she has more clothing other than those shorts with the bottom of her ass cheeks hanging out and that tank top with her tits flapping everywhere. What guy isn't gonna stare? 

I have gay friends who stare at girls that are looking hot, trust me they would turn straight for some of these chicks. I know that because they've told me. But anyway, don't be the tough guy starting fights with dudes who stare at your girl. One because you'll probably get your ass kicked and two because there's no reason to even start a fight. You should be happy you have people staring at your chick. Be proud and know you're the one going home with that hot piece of ass not the dude who's staring. 



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