Friday, May 11, 2012

Girls Who Yack In Dudes Apartments, Who's Fault Is It Really?

 
This has never happened to me, but I've heard on a few occasions about girls going back to guys apartments and just absolutely yacking all over the place. So I ask you, who's fault is it really? Is it the guys fault that she is yacking, or is it the girls fault that she is yacking? 

See you can blame both parties equally here. Let's start with the guy, who's most likely a moron. If you can clearly see that a girl is barely standing up and barely knows where she is, it's probably not a good idea to bring her home. She's not gonna be too lively in bed if she's that fucked up. You're most likely gonna get a dead fish who falls asleep while your penis is inside her if she's not hocking up a lung in your bathroom first.

And now to the girls. Why would you put yourself in the position to let a guy basically have his way with you? You know you've been drinking, you know you don't feel good, why are you going home with some dude you just met? That's how chicks get raped. And then you have the balls to throw up in his apartment afterwards. So let's get this straight. No sex, and you've thrown up all over his bathroom. How does he win here? I wouldn't even pay for your cab to get home I would just throw you out of the apartment and hope I never saw you again. 

Who's more to blame? The guy or the girl? I'm gonna say the girl because guys are always thinking with one thing, their penis. We just want to get the girl back to our place and get out dick wet. Girls on the other hand should know better. If you're feeling sick, don't go home with him. Because most of the time you just make an unhappy guy ten times unhappier. And you'll always be known as the girl who yacked all over his apartment. 

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