C U Next Tuesday's: Stories Of Your Cunt Ex Girlfriends

 

Story from David (Long Island) 

"My ex girlfriend just so happened to be a Mets fan. I thought this was great considering that I myself am a Mets fan. Now let's look passed the Mets sucking and just look at a nice gesture that went totally wrong. I get her tickets to the Mets game. And these are good seats like fifteen rows up on the first base bag. Beautiful seats. First of all, we get there and because of her we're late. I hate being late to anything, especially sporting events so right off the bat I'm in a bad mood. So we're already late and now she wants to wait on this fucking gigantic line at the Shake Shack. This line was huge, we got there in the bottom of the first inning and we didn't get to the front until the top of the third. Then we get the food and of course I pay and it comes out to $67.00 for three burgers, fries and two shakes. Add the price of that to us being late and now I'm really steaming. We don't get to our fucking seats until the bottom on the third inning. So now I'm trying to watch the game and talk to her but I can't. Why? Because she's on her cell phone the entire time texting away. Now here we have it, I dropped $240 on tickets, another $67 on food and now you're sitting at the game with me texting someone in your cell phone non stop. A couple of innings later she looks at me and says, "My friend John is here he saw my facebook status he said he could give me a ride back to long island." It was at this point where I said, "You know what? You can do whatever you want because clearly you have no interest in being here with me." I then proceeded to get up and leave. I go to the pro shop and take a stroll through the Mets museum and then I get a text message that says, "This is pathetic that we can't get along." I said, "We would get along just find if you weren't on your cell phone the entire time." I go back to the seat to see if we can sort things out. And then he case cracker comes, she looks at me and says, "I'm gonna go into the bathroom and charge my phone." And it was at this point where I almost lost my mind in a public setting, but I reeled myself back in. I said, "Okay, you go do that, but don't expect me to be here when you get back." She gives me a sick attitude telling me I'm ridiculous and all this nonsense and I showed her exactly how ridiculous I was being. I left. Got up and walked out of the stadium, without her. Hopped on the train, went back home, and called it a relationship. I ended my relationship by leaving my ex girlfriend at Citi Field. And she deserved every second of it." 

I have to say not every guy would actually leave their girlfriend at a baseball stadium to break up with them. That takes balls and no heart. I love the intensity. Top 5 story in the league.