It's one in the morning and you're waiting for a cab. Should you just stop waiting and jump on a moving freight train? What's the worst that can happen? Well, funny you should ask that because what happens is the train can speed up and when you and your buddy jump off you can get severely injured. Are you two just complete morons? Don't answer that because we already know the answer. I don't know, maybe call the cab company to see where your cab is and why it's late. That's just me, but who am I right? I just use my head. Here's your t-shirt assholes, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your souls. And no, I do not feel bad about your injuries seeing as how you did it to yourselves. Bye bye.
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