Sunday, April 8, 2012

Sit On My Face Sunday's: The Girls Of Saved By The Bell



 
Yes I just went there. It's our first ever choice of three, and this time it's the girls of Saved By The Bell, Jessie, Kelly and Lisa. If you can't remember these three growing up then you didn't have much of a childhood my friends. Now in this battle the logical choice would be Kelly. But don't jump the gun on this one, you may just be surprised. First of all Jessie is out because she was getting plowed out by Slater. He probably beat it up like Bobby Brown and Joe Jackson on speed. Therefore, it can't look nice for face sitting and Jessie is out. Now Kelly was always chased by Zach and Lisa was always chased by Screech. Kelly and Zach actually do end up getting married after the college years. But Kelly and Lisa were never constantly getting beat up by the same D for elongated periods of time. However, Lisa went to Senior Prom with Screech, which leads me to believe that he was all up in that at some point. Since I don't want anything sitting on my face that a guy named Screech was all up in, I'm going with Kelly. Once again, the logical choice in a fictional world. Kelly wins the battle of the Saved By The Bell Girls and she can sit on my face all day long. 

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