Have You Heard About The Lipstick Party?

 

I was at work and I happened to hear from a coworker about this thing known as a Lipstick Party. Have you ever heard of one? You've heard of Tupperware Parties, and Jewelry Parties and all shit like that I'm sure, but a lipstick party is nothing like that. Hearing about Lipstick Parties is now just adding to the reason that I hope I never have a daughter. 

So what the fuck am I talking about? Here we go, first of all it is a group of girls. There has to be a group of females and of course, lipstick. But now here's where this shit gets crazy. The girls hand pick these guys and invite them over to the house where the lipstick party is taking place. And now is where this shit makes you wonder how this is even real, or where this was during your childhood. 

The girls sit the guys around a table with their pants off. Each girl puts on a different type of lipstick and gets under the table. The girl then chooses who's dick she wants to suck by the size of the guys penis. And then the guy guesses which girl just sucked his dick by the lipstick that's on his dick. What the fuck goes on in this world? This is like 16 year old girls that do this shit. Where did you go wrong as a parent that your daughter is holding dick sucking basement parties with her girl friends?

Is this the trash of the trash? Is this the making of a group of strippers and/or porn stars? It's very possible. But there is one thing you can learn from these things known as lipstick parties. Children are not always as innocent as they appear, and if you ever have a daughter she will most likely be better off getting sent to a nunery by the age of 8.