Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Asshole Of The Day Award

 

Remember that Lorenzo Neal guy who used to play fullback in the NFL? He happens to be the chief information officer for a company known as Safe Ride Solutions, which offers rides home for intoxicated people. So wouldn't it be ironic if he got sentenced to three years probation for getting a DUI? Of course it would, and that is exactly what happened. Are you serious guy? Like really, you run the fucking company, you can't just call them and tell them to come pick you up? Now this shit happens and you look like the biggest jackass on the face of the earth. I have zero sympathy for you. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. 

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