I'm watching a guy running yesterday, getting his workout in because it was a beautiful day outside and a lot of people were getting a nice run in. There's a woman walking in front of me and this guy is running towards her. As he gets near her he starts creepily smiling and gets up close to her. When he gets right there he is still smiling and about to say something, but she keeps walking. Shit just got awkward.
What the fuck was this guy thinking? Like that creepy smile that you have going on isn't a turn on to normal girls. It's a turn on to a complete whore at a bar who is just looking to mouth bang you and be done with you. But for a classy broad enjoying a nice day by the water, that creepy meathead smile isn't getting you anywhere.
Can I just ask what exactly you expected to happen? Like there is literally no reason for you to be creepily going after a woman who doesn't know you from a hole in the wall. Are you a rapist? Are you a murderer? Are you some socially awkward creep? She has no idea, you can be all of those things. But you know what you are mostly, a fucking moron.
Never have I ever watched the creepy smile work for any guy including myself. If you really think that creepy smile is gonna work, just go to a strip club and watch the awkward old dudes in the crowd who sit in the front row. The creepy smile doesn't even work on a stripper when you have a stack on money hanging out. Meaning, it's not gonna even work on a classy broad who's just hanging by the water. Get a new tactic bro, because it's not gonna work.
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