Friday, March 9, 2012

Why A Hit It And Quit It Isn't Always What It Seems...

 
Every girl wants to talk about how they were talking to a guy for awhile and when she finally gave in and let him hit it he just completely stopped talking to her. She thinks that she got the old, "Hit it and quit it." But sometimes, a hit it and quit it isn't always what it seems to be. Really, it's nothing personal, it's just factual. 

Here's the real deal. We spend all this time chasing you chicks around and letting you know that we're into you. We think that you're always looking good and we really want to have sex with you. So what do we do? We put in the work, the time, and the effort to do our best to chase you down and finally get it in. But once we get it in, something not so magical happens. 

We're done having sex, we're laying there watching you put your clothes on and then suddenly a switch goes off. We analyze you, we watch you and then we realize something. That something that we realize is that you're suddenly not hot anymore. You're like that movie star that we look up to and then when we find out that he's a druggie or cheats on his wife we don't think the same way about him. It's the same thing with you, once we have sex with you, sometimes you just don't seem appealing anymore. 

It's nothing personal, it's just the thrill of the chase. We chase you down like hunters because we want to see what the sex with you is like. We build all this stuff up in our head and we think it's gonna be so awesome, and then suddenly, it's not all that great. So we stop talking to you. It's nothing personal. And it looks like a hit it and quit it, but it's just that the thrill is over. It's the end of the game and it's just not the same. Don't take it personally, it's not you, it's us. 

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