Excuse me sir but shouldn't you be in jail for that Oklahoma City bombing a few years back? What drugs are you on? Because there is no way I can see any sober human being looking in the mirror and saying to themselves, "Damn, I look good." Look at it this way, you must be the main attraction at family bbq's because they can just use your head when they decide to play ring toss. And finally, I need to know, do you actually get laid with that hair? Like I just can't see any woman who has eyesight being like, "Wow, I totally want to fuck this guy." I just can't fathom that ever happening. It's just another beautiful day in Walmart land.
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