The Old You Would Kick Your Ass

 

Have you ever been sitting around and really thinking about shit that's going on with you? Like have you ever been sitting in a bar and you pass up a shot or pass up a chugging contest and think to yourself, "The old me would kick the shit out of me,"? Everyone has done it at least once in your lifetime and it really causes you to reflect what the fuck happened to you.

What was the old you? You were a party animal. You loved to go out and get hammered multiple times every weekend all while chasing around vagina while you boarded the blackout train. Everyone loved you because you were always the life of the party and no, you never in your wildest dreams ever thought about passing up an opportunity to get fucked up. 

Now what are you? You're that guy who sits home on a Friday night because you don't really feel like going out and you're tired from work. You're the guy passing up on shots at the bar and not talking to that girl over there. You are clearly not the old you. It's true what they say sometimes, the old you was actually the better you. 

Look at you now, just straight up being a Debbie Downer on the reg and not even realizing what you used to be. You used to show the youngn's how to party, and now you're that guy drinking waters and club soda. Long story short, sometimes you need a long look in the mirror, because the old you would kick your ass.