Is This Gay?

 

In sports there are many ways to congratulate someone on a job well done. A simple, "good job," or a, "nicely done" or even a high five or a pat on the back or the head even works. But what's with the ass smack? Why do athletes need to smack each other on the ass to tell each other a good job has been done? Or why do coaches need to smack a player on the ass? We know that Sandusky guy did his fare share of ass smacking. But the real question is, is this trend a gay one? 

Before all you assholes jump down my throat and tell me that I shouldn't be throwing the word "gay" around, let me just inform you that one of my gay friends actually gave me this idea. So basically, that means you can fuck off. Moving on, we're gonna run with the assumption that guys smacking other guys on the ass on a field is not gay, right? But let's think about this logically, if a dude touched another dudes ass anywhere else, you would be saying that they were gay. Am I right? 

Of course I'm right, I'm the guy with the blog. All I'm saying is that this shouldn't be acceptable in one place, and not acceptable in another place. Make up your mind. Like you can pat a dude on the back, patting him on the ass just means you wanna feel some ass. This isn't like dealing with a credit card that's accepted here and not there. It's either accepted in all places, or not accepted in any places. 

You go to a bar, do you see ass smacking for a job well done at any time? No. Because people would say you're gay. So why do it on a field when you have so many other, better options? It's probably because you're still in the closet. But the one thing you have to realize is that if it's gay in one place, it's gay in another place. It's pretty black and white. Thoughts?