So you're the coach of your 6th grade son's basketball team. Your job is to be a role model for the kids and show leadership and teach them life lesson's while teaching them a little bit about basketball. So what happens when you lose a playoff game? Oh, no big deal, just beat the living shit out of the opposing team's coach and bite his ear off. Just straight pulling a Mike Tyson on this dude and gnawing his ear off. You want fries with that big guy? Some fucking role model you are. Now all those kids are gonna be starting brawls and biting off ears every time they lose a game for the rest of their life. Look at the can of worms you just opened up. Here's your t-shirt. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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