Thursday, February 2, 2012

If This Is Getting Your Life Ruined Sign Me Up...

 

This little asshole in Montana told the court that his life is ruined because he had sex with a 36 year old athletic trainer at the gym he went to. Really? Your life is ruined at 15 years old because you had sex with a hot 36 year old woman? That doesn't sound all that bad to me. And to top it off he says his life is ruined because all the girls in his class want to date him, and all the guys come to him for sex advice. Cry me a fucking river, bro. Anyone with a penis would love to have that problem. And anyone with a penis would have loved to have kept banging the trainer. But you had to be a little bitch and go cry to mommy and daddy and put this bitch in jail. Sorry every girl wants to fuck you dude, my bad. Wait until you're older and you can't get laid for months. Then you'll look back and realize how dumb of a decision this was. The level of uneducated children in this country never ceases to amaze me. 

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