How Many Feet Will Rex Ryan Have To Lick To Get Over This Year's Super Bowl?

 

What are the odds that Rex Ryan pulled a Josh Hamilton this week and just straight up relapsed back into his feet licking addiction? I think those odds had to be going off at at least 3-1 and with the real New York team taking the Lombardi Trophy he's gonna be licking feet like a dog cleaning it's fucking paws. What was he doing today? Getting ready for some celebrity golf at pebble beach maybe? Or just making straight up foot fetish videos. There's nothing better than watching a fat obnoxious guy get his mouth stapled shut. He can crawl back into hiding for the offseason (although it is absolutely impossible for this fat fuck to hide) and just remember that not only are him and his team the little brother, but they're also Tom Brady's bitch. So if you're Tom Brady's bitch, and Tom Brady is the Giants bitch, I guess that makes Rex and Tom Brady both the Giants bitch. Big Gulps, Welp, See Ya Later. And Rex, you can shove it right up your ass.