He's Pretending To Like Her Isn't He?

 

Here's the dilemma; she's not gonna have sex with any guy she's not talking to for at least a little while and you're not into talking to girls for long periods of time. But, you have this complex where you need to have sex with this girl just to say you did it. What do you have to do? You have to pretend to like her. 

It's fucked up. It's actually really fucked up. But I have been watching my savage friend do this to women for the last four or five years. He goes after these girls who are good girls because they don't bone random dudes, and they don't bone anyone who they're not talking to for a consistent amount of time. However, my friend is a dog, and he knows how to play the game. 

It all started about five years ago when he said, "I need to bang this girl." I said, you can't unless you wife her up. He said don't worry about it. They spoke for a month and a half, she finally gave in, they weren't talking a day later. I call that the elongated hit it and forget it. He plays the pretending to like you card like a champ. Takes them on dates, pays for everything, pretends that he has emotional issues and he doesn't talk about anything, and then they feel bad and they're mouth banging him within minutes. I have no idea how he does it. The kid has no soul. 

Is pretending to like someone just for the sex the most fucked up thing in the world? Absolutely one million percent it is. But it is a little bit of the women's fault. They know who he is, they know what he does and yet they still think he's gonna change for them. So I'm just gonna give a big kudos to my buddy, I don't know how you pull it off. But I will say one thing, you pretend to like women like Snooki pretends that she's not really a whore. You play the part real well. And that deserves credit in itself, even though you're a scumbag. Nicely done sir, nicely done.