I am proud to present to you our first candidate for Asshole of the Year. What could this guy have possibly done to warrant this? Well let's take a look at the replay. He was hiding in the bushes with some type of flammable liquid while he was waiting for his wife. When she showed up he jumped out of the bushes and yelled, "I'm gonna kill you." He missed when he tried getting the wife with the liquid and a neighbor pulled her into his apartment. This guy then tried lighting the bushes on fire and what do you think happened next? He lit himself on fire. What a fucking asshole. If I would've seen this in person I would have actually died of laughter. How do you fuck this up bro? Just straight trying to ignite your wife up in flames and you end up making yourself look like the flame from the Fantastic Four. I would have loved to have been there to see your wife's reaction to this. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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