Your buddy has a girlfriend, you're just looking for some new fresh meat, so you have to ask your buddy's girl if she has any single friends. It's the circle of life both ways, whenever your friend gets a boyfriend or a girlfriend, you automatically ask about single friends. Mainly because single friends help out all parties involved, but that's neither here nor there.
Now, you ask your buddies girl if she has single friends and she starts going. "Yeah, I have like ten single friends, like all my friends are single." Now is where it gets interesting when your buddy says to her, "Really? Like who?" And then she rattles off her first three friend's names. Your friend follows with the words, "Can you keep the drug addicts away from him please?"
Okay, so no we're down to seven single friends. Then suddenly she starts rattling off three more names. and your friend asks her, "Okay, out of all of those girls name one of them who's actually good looking." She can't name any of them who are good looking. As much as girls want to say their friends are all good looking, when they're not around they know their friends aren't actually good looking.
Then she rattles off three more names but surprisingly they all still talk to their ex boyfriend. Wow, we're really batting a thousand here aren't we? And then she finally names the one girl who's good looking, isn't a drug addict and has no ex boyfriend baggage. Basically your friends girl just went from having a smorgasbord of single friends down to one. If you're gonna talk about multiple single friends, make sure that you actually have multiple single friends. Not just one or two. Is that so much to ask?
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