You're standing there and just watching some guy talking to a group of people and you're just staring at him thinking to yourself, "Wow, this guy really thinks he's the man." And your next thought after that is that this guy is definitely a total dickhead. There's just that aura about a guy who's a dick, the way he takes over a room and the people around him seem mesmerized.
However, the people around him happen to know he's a dick. It's like they know he's a dickhead, but he just happens to be their dickhead so they deal with him. But just watching this guy you sit there and stare and wonder how the hell these people can even put up with him for more than like thirty seconds at a time.
He tells his stories about how he was the man in college and how he started drinking. Then he goes into his boys and how many nights they had of throwing up. And then comes the case cracker. When he starts talking about how many chicks he nailed when he was in school. You're like 35 years old, your glory days are behind you bro. Stop talking about all the sluts you nailed because you were 22, she was 19 and you gave her a roofie coolata. Nobody gives a shit.
This is the guy who is wondering why he doesn't get with any chicks now at his age. I have the answer for you bro, maybe because you still think you're in college and you're talking to women like you're still in college. Girls like dickheads, but not complete dickheads. You have to come off as nice, but kind of a dick. You can never go full dickhead. If you do, you just get made fun of by everyone behind your back. Or guys like me who write shitty blogs.
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